Pete: What's that sound?
Ethan: I'm masturbating.. Helps me sleep.
Pete: Oh my god stop it!
Ethan: I can't I need to sleep.
Pete: How long is it going to take???
Ethan: Usually about 35 minutes..
Entire theatre cracks up...
Guy behind us.... "It never takes me that long!"
I thought I was going to pee my pants from laughing so hard!
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